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Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Controversial by Luis Suarez



Liverpool soccer player Luis Suarez bit Chelsea defender Branislav Ivanovic on the arm during a match Sunday, and was subsequently suspended for 10 games. Here are my top 10 Suarez talking points:
1. Who says Liverpool lacks bite or incision?
2. I thought you weren’t meant to eat anything that’s blue?
3. Suarez future: Barca or Real may fancy a chunk of him, but I’m not sure that he’ll bite.
4. Totally uncivilized behavior. In England we use a knife and fork!
5. A clear case of assault and pepper.
6. New Liverpool strategy: Shock and gnaw !
7. Headline: MAN BITES DOGGED DEFENDER.
8. The incident has threatened to leave an unpleasant taste in more than just one mouth.
9. New soccer movie: “An Uruguayan Werewolf in Liverpool.”
10. New breakfast cereal: All Bran-islav Ivanovic !

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